We’re gonna trend this on twitter on Zayn’s bday:
(feel free to add more onto here)
-THE DIRECTIONUN COMMANDMENTS-
Directionism was founded by two young nuns who dedicated their lives to being full-time fangirls. These girls were Amelia ( @amelia_la1D http://peachdandelion.tumblr.com/) and Charlotte ( @DirectionAus http://em-erald.tumblr.com/ http://directionaus.tumblr.com/).
As the official symbol of Directionism is the Holy Carrot, we will see to it that all Directionuns wear a carrot on a gold chain, as well as religions wooden bracelets with images of the 5 Gods depicted on them.
The church itself shall have numerous cats seated on the altar, (Directionuns are encouraged to bring along their own cats to procession) and will have special guards surrounding it on Pussy Patrol. Stained glass windows are replaced with mirrors, and Holy Carrot’s hang from the ceiling, (they will be replaced daily to maintain freshness). When the sacred body is offered, every Directionun will receive a Nandos meal, as well as a milkshake city milkshake.
All Directionuns shall begin services with “In the name of Larry, and of the Niam-Ziam and of the Holy carrot, POTATO!!!”. The correct pronunciation of “POTATO!!!” must be used at all times, (With a thick Irish accent in place).
Readings are extracts from The Holy Carrot Bible (“Dare to Dream”) and are to be read only by certified Directionuns, with Liam’s grammar.
1. Spoons are the source of all evil.
2. Those Directionuns who do not abide by the Directionism beliefs will be banished to Spoonland for eternity.
3. Simon Cowell is the messiah, for he showed us the way to the 5 Gods.
4. Turtles are sacred, and are not to be eaten.
Other rules and regulations:
All Directionuns are expected to maintain the appropriate dress code of a Louis-style carrot costume at ALL times, apart from when they are sleeping when they may chose to wear the regulation Onesie. Directionuns must also own a pet turtle.
Yours sincerely, Directionuns/Directionism founders,
Amelia & Charlotte. (Follow us on tumblr/twitter!)